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Wedding:

Who proposed? - Will

Who is the best man/men? - i don’t know bc in every other reality they are each other’s no. 1 wedding pal/best woman/man of honour. maybe Robin.

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - same as above honestly, do these two even have friends outside of their canon romantic partners?? Alice’s little sister might have some fun in the role??

Who did the most planning? - Alice but not because she’s irrational, just because I see Will as just not caring about that?? he’s a romantic and just sorta wants to be married he doesn’t care about it being too nice

Who stressed the most? - Alice

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - can i say Jafar??

Sex:

Who is on top? - they switch/it ends up as it ends up

Who is the one to instigate things? - both

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - a normal amount??

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes but also it probably becomes a competition or something

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - One maybe, who happens accidentally, but is more a happy surprise for them

How many children will they adopt? - After they’ve accidentally had a kid, I can definitely see them adopting at least one child a little later, y’know going a bit more purposeful in their child rearing, wanting to help out the kid’s who need it bc they get what difficult childhoods are like

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Will

Who is the stricter parent? - Alice

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Neither of them are helicopter parents, and both get that kids are kids who do stupid stuff, but maybe Will. Possibly Alice but I can also see her taking the approach of ‘having a broken arm will teach them’, depending on how dangerous the stunt looks. Will is kinda overprotective, and also after losing his sister I mean, stuff like that probably freaks him out

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Whoever gets to it first??

Who is the more loved parent? - both of them, I mean how many people actually have a favourite parent when both of them are good parents??

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Alice /cannot/ handle all the other overbearing annoying parents, and will fight, and Will even with all his sarcastic comments, can somehow handle the soccer mum’s, and get’s along with them

Who cried the most at graduation? - Will is a cry baby lbh

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Will, who get’s it really and has done all that illegal stuff. But also a real guilt-tripping lecture comes out of it

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Will is rather good at normal meals, since he always did them when he was young

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither are too fussy, they’ve been to Wonderland and lived rough too much

Who does the grocery shopping? - both of them interchange

How often do they bake desserts? - not often probably

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat lover

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Will

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Alice

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Alice

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - both

Who is really against chores? - Neither of them are even a little fond of it, but Will puts up the big fuss even though he’s actually good at it don’t let him trick you

Who cleans up after the pets? - Alice, because she chose them and Will thus refuses to clean up after them

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Will

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Alice

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - this question means nothing tbh idk, both of them?? i mean cleaning a couch is easier than cleaning a toilet, so Will’s lazy ass might find it??

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Alice

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Alice

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Alice get’s really into it, and even though Will makes jokes about it being excessive, he still likes it

What are their goals for the relationship? - happiness forever and ever??

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Will